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Mom: The family radar locator

Cheryl Clemens | 12/30/09

This blog was written by my co-editor Cheryl Clemens:

Why is it that I can remember where just about everything in the house is, but no one else can?

All day long I hear:

Where are my purple shoes?

Where’s my DS?

Where’s the remote?

Where are the Pop Tarts?

Where are my keys?

The worst is when someone is standing in front of the fridge with the door wide open, gazing in, and they call out something like, “Where’s the mayo?”

“You are staring in the fridge,” I reply. “Look harder!”

“But I don’t see it!”

And I always give in. “Bottom shelf, left side, halfway back,” I say, defeated.

A comedian used to say families did this because they assumed the uterus was like a homing device.

I think it’s because I’m usually the one that puts things away.

One Response to “Mom: The family radar locator”

  1. Laura C says:

    So true. The males in this house have a serious case of refrigerator blindness. If it’s not in front of them, they can’t see it. We have always two open jars of at leasta one thing because of that.

About Betsy Stein

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Betsy Stein has been editor of Maryland Family magazine since 2002. Her main and most fulfilling job, however, is her family — husband, Chris, and children, Maggie, 12; Lilly and Adam, 11; and Jonah, 7. Before kids, Betsy was a reporter for the Howard County Times beginning in 1991. She covered education, planning and zoning, and courts and cops at various points in her career.

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